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[physicus]

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[physicus]

i want to be nice and shit bc i'm pretty sure you sent this to the wrong number and i mean maybe this pos does frequent drug addicted whores (i prefer the term prostitutes and i don't actually need to pay for sex, but that's just me you see) but
fucking christ
do you kiss your mom with that mouth

1/3

[talkings]

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2/3

[talkings]

prostitutes are broke ass bitches looking for money to live
whores are broke ass bitches looking for meth to survive or off themselves with

[physicus]

which category do you fall into?

3/3

[talkings]

and i eat ass with that mouth so yeah.
definitely kiss mom with it too.

[physicus]

how inappropriate would it be if i said i love you right now? i'm not up to date on social convention

[talkings]

i am one of the trashiest hoes you'll ever meet. hoes don't get paid, they just sluts.

and i'm cool with i love you but if we're gonna move that fast we might as well skip to the part where you start paying me alimony and referring to me as that bitch ex wife that won't stop hitting you up for a quickie

[physicus]

but what about the honeymoon period
you can't just skip everything like that
you gotta savor the little things
i don't even know your name

[talkings]

that's what happens when you skip straight to i love you
name's fred

so who you if you ain't bobby

[physicus]

i guess i am to blame
hi fred
i'm z

[ cue mockery in 3...2...1... ]

[talkings]

seriously. z? that's the badass hero name you go with to inspire your enemies to piss themself laughing? that your strategy?

[physicus]

[ right on cue ]

i don't have enemies
just shitty hackers fapping at their own pretentiousness trying to get to me
'shadowhell' and 'mordorvoid' and 'hemorroids'

anyway i'm not a hero
what would you rather if i told you my name is captain america

[talkings]

that's a shit name too
no one makes good names
it's all a joke anyway

[physicus]

What, heroism? You speak from experience, Fred?

[talkings]

you're talking to a bonafide childhood hero

[physicus]

Really now? But you're retired now, and hanging out with crackwhores and l pieces of shit?

Sounds even worse than when I was in prison

[talkings]

are you fucking kidding me
it's the best shit
early retirement is key

[physicus]

what do you do, now?

[talkings]

little bit of this, little bit of that. nothing a fancy piece of shit who fucks prostitutes like you would think highly of

[physicus]

Seriously tho
I've never had to pay for sex
I'm a good looking guy
I'm very charming
I have abs

[talkings]

i can only give you half credit for charming.
the other two i'm flying blind

[physicus]

cute
i see through this

[ still. he'll play, and sends a picture along with the message anyway. ]

[talkings]

holy shit
is that for real?
you're like a 9/10 if that ain't photoshop

[physicus]

no photoshop
i'm a great hacker but i've got no retouching skills
it's good genes and a lot of pushups while waiting for programs to compile
a guy's gotta stay busy

[talkings]

so what time you getting me that drink at again?